YESTERDAY AT MY PARENTS HOUSE:

Amie: There are SO MANY bugs in my room!

My Dad: How did SO MANY bugs get in your room?

Amie: Through the screen.

Me: How? There aren’t any holes in your screen?

Amie: Mom? All screens have holes.

ON THE ROAD:

We are driving next to a boxy Scion decorated with a Long and Foster sales office ad. It shows a bunch of different agents and on the back it says “Tom and Cindy and Associates”. There is a man driving and a woman passenger, clearly an agent showng a prospective buyer around.

Amber: Who are Tom and Cindy?

Me: They are the main agents of that office.

Amie: Actually, Mother (she calls me “mother” in this goofy tone of voice) since there is a man driving and a woman riding…one could infer that THEY are Tom and Cindy…

TODAY WHILE WALKING DOGS:

Amber: Did you hear that lady? She should stay away from dogs. She’s been bitten so many times…it’s OBVIOUS they don’t like her…

Me: Well, I’ve been bitten kind of a lot of times too…

Amie: Yeah, but you kept getting bitten by THE SAME dog…she seems to get bitten by every dog she meets!

Sometimes I’m speechless for a moment before I burst into fits of giggles. I have no idea where they get it from.